Double Dutch Bus!Fwd Brewey
Two football teams, one all Hawaiian and one of all Podagees, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend game in Honolulu.
The Hawaiiian team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Podagee team rides on the top level.
The Hawaiian's are all down below is partying having a great time, when one of them realizes they don't hear anything from the Podagees upstairs.
That Hawaiian teammate decides to get up and investigate. When the Hawaiian reaches the top, he finds all the Podagees frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Hawaiian asks, "Eh braddas, what the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Podagee looks up at him, swallows hard and says, "Well das fun for you...at least you guys get one driva!"